6.17.2009

For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model
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For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model
Date: 2008-04-14, 2:09AM PDT

  • Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.
  • Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.
  • Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.
  • Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a failed effort at camouflaging them.
  • Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.
  • Needs front-end work--T$%^ts are too close to the ground, and knees are too far apart.
  • May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,
  • Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.

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